David Sedaris	Matthew Gray Gubler
	Matthew Gray Gubler is an actor/filmmaker from Las Vegas. He studied filmmaking at NYU, and is perhaps most widely known for his role as “Dr. Spencer Reid” on the CBS hit drama “Criminal Minds”, now in its seventh season. He’s also played numerous film roles including "The Life Aquatic", "500 Days of Summer", and "Magic Valley."

	The Dean	Carla Renata
	A native of St. Louis, Missouri, Carla is a graduate of Howard University where she obtained a B.A. in Broadcast Production. She is the ONLY actress recurring on FOUR network shows, "The Neighbors", "How To Live With Your Parents For The Rest If Your Life", "Hart of Dixie" and "Shake It Up".

	Lauren	Alix Elizabeth Gitter
	Alix Gitter plays "Lauren," the teacher's pet.

	Wayne	Mikey Eric Reid
	Mikey Eric Reid is best known for his role on the Nickelodeon TV show "Victorious." In his spare time, he enjoys writing scripts and is proud to be a part of Prodigy Productions, a production company owned and operated by teens.

	Frank	Charles Michael Davis
	Charles has been featured in numerous TV shows including, but not limited to, "The Game", "Grey's Anatomy", and "The Vampire Diaries".

	Christine	Nia Moore
	Nia Moore is a relative newcomer and plays "Christine."

	Margaret	Jacqueline Wright
	Jacqueline Wright is an English director of film, TV and music promos. Wright’s short films include "David the Great", a comedic homage to magician David Blaine; "Out of Water", which was funded by the UK Film Council; and "Stiffy", a comedy with a necrophiliac theme which premiered at the Cannes Film Festival 2005 and was shortlisted for the BBC New Filmmaker’s Award in 2006.

	Alice	Anne Son
	Anne Son is best known for her role in the show "My Generation" and has also been featured on "ER" and "NCIS: Los Angeles."

	Chloe	Heather Snell
	Heather Snell has had numerous TV roles on shows such as "CSI: Miami" and "Hollywood Heights."

	Britney	Jackie Jacobson
	The youngest member of the cast, Jackie has been in several shorts and TV shows, including an episode of "Criminal Minds" where she was brutally murdered, ending this Cast page on a surprisingly somber down note.